saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Anti Joke

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