Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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