how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What's big and purple? Barney

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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