What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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