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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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