- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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