If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Golf.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Jordan is pregant

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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read me write me

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I am a mime

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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So these two girls have a cup .

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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