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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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