- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A muslim paints Mohammed

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

all these jokes are horrible now

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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