Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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