What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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