- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Obama = ebola

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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