What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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ure mama's so fat

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Jimmy Saville

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Weaner

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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