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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Ross.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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