- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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