What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops