- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

This is not funny.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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