- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why Did the throw up He was sick

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

I'm rick james bitch

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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