I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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