What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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