- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

all these jokes are horrible now

Fine, ladies first.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

I am a mime

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