- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

your mama so old, shes dead.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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