- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

you give like i give lomain

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Ross.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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