Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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