- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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