Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Yes

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Weaner

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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