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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A man died.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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