- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Go away still nothing to see

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Pickle

Who is big and stupid My brother

Gustavo Andrade

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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