- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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