- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What is black and has no education A tire.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Get on the boat.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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