- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a black man pays his child support

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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