- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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