Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

a black man pays his child support

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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