What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Fat? Jesse Z

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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