- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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