Homo say what?

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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