Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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