How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

women's rights.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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