What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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