- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

knock knock Goodbye

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