- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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