- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Where's my baby??

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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