A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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woman's rights

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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