- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

The child was fired from his job.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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