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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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