What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Yes

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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