- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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