- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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