- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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