What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Poker face

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops