- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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