- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

One, two, three, four and five

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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An Asian with a big dick.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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