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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

race-car = rac-ecar

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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