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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

You had better thumbs up this post.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

You had better thumbs up this post.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

WNBA

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

You had better thumbs up this post.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.