A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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