why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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