What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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