- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Dwarf Shortage

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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