Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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