- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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