- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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