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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Dwarf Shortage

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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