- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Knock knock Fuck off!

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Refridgerator.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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