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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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