- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red poo is poo

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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