- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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