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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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