What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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