Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Cancer

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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