- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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