- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

I have a really funny joke.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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