Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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knock knock come in !

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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