- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Justin Bieber

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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