- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

The New York Giants

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Suck pussy

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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