- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A hill billy went fishing

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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