- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Dyslexia ruels!

bite me

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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