- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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