- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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