- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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