- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

I'm so punny.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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