Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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