- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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