What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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