Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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sky silverstein

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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