- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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