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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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