Knock Knock.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Good job, son.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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