What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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