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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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