Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Yes

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Weaner

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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