- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

One, two, three, four and five

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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