- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did the blue berry cross the road

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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