- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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