- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Who is big and stupid My brother

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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