A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Lil Wayne

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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