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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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