Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Jimmy Saville

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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