- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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