Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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