- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Jesus Christ

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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