- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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